Paul Kaliszewski
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | Canadian |
| College | Balliol |
| Clubs | Balliol, Blues and Centaurs |
| Teams | Blues, OUAFC Old Boys |
| Course | MPhil East European Politics |
| School | USF |
| Matriculation year | 2005 |
| Year retired | 2007 |
| Blues | 2005/06(Details) |
Statistics
for all clubs
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| This season | 1 (0) | 90 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 4 (0) | 360 | 00 | 0 (0) |
Biography
Canadian Paul is an expert in smarmy chat and cool finishing. Paul increasingly became an essential part of the Blues team in his first season with a string of high quality performances but a long term knee injury looks like forcing him into Blues retirement.
Nicknamed 'The Seal' for his habit of kissing every woman in sight on both cheeks (and anything else they will let him near) Paul speaks fluent Polish and will talk for too long about Poland, Stalin or banking if you let him.
More recently he has been giving a lot of filthy thesp chat and wearing dresses, allegedly for acting roles. There are unconfirmed rumours that he is planning a blonde perm. It can only hope that these turn out to be true for the amusement of everybody in Oxford.
Generally found in the lower RadCam these days, stalking unsuspecting women, PPK is becoming increasingly bitter and generally only attempts communication these days with former neighbour James Doree and Balliol young-stud T-Rae.
PPK's interests are girls, having friends to stay and looking for himself on internet search engines. He used to be a male cheerleader.