Adam Zagajewski
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | St John's |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, St John's |
| Teams | Blues, Centaurs, St John's 1st |
Statistics
for all clubs
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| This season | 7 (6) | 750 | 00 | 7 (3) |
Biography
Fresher Adam has already made a big impact in University football this year, being involved heavily in the Blues and Centaurs squads already. However, it is for his off-field antics that the little Yorkshireman is best known thus far.
After one particularly heavy night at the St John's bop, Adam returned to his room feeling rather ill. Unfortunately, the mess that was made in his sink had to be cleared somehow, with Adam opting to 'turn t'tap on, and leave t'tap on" as his way of combatting the problem. This decision was confirmed to be a stupid one at 8am the following morning, when Adam woke to loud banging at his door. Adam had singlehandedly manage to flood four entire rooms, damaging electricity, carpets, plumbing, and breaking his mobile phone, which he had left to fester in the sicky pool.
Great going Adam! If the fresher continues the year in this vein, he is sure to challenge Steve Carolin's current record of 'drunkest man ever'. This feat will be tough to beat though Adam; occuring after last year's Centaurs Varsity, doctors confirmed that Steve's post-lash body actually contained more cider than blood.