Sean McClory
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 2 (0) | 135 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| This season | 3 (0) | 270 | 00 | 5 (0) | |
| Career | 5 (0) | 405 | 00 | 5 (0) |
Biography
Recently proven by statisticians at FIFA to be the player who has, during his career, spent more time offside than any other footballer in the history of the game. Currently being sued by the International Linesmen's Association for medical bills, relating to shoulder and elbow injuries, that have reported reached a cumulative six-figure sum. His Celtic heritage and ginger complexion add a welcome diversity to the team.